The Parish Counsel

While the Euro tanks and the economy crashes these two muppets have a pow-wow about Jimmy Savile, racism, Radio Four's news issues, BBC job titles and a couple of records they quite like. Will they never learn?

Pull up a chair. Help yourself to tea. And listen in as these two donuts give it large about spooky happenings, the Young Apprentice, The Cure at The Albert Hall, protesters in tents and pick some of that beat music for the invisible iPod. Something should be done.

Giggling like a couple of big girls, here they come again. With their talk of The Stone Roses, dictators in freezers, Chris de Burgh's eyebrows, Private Eye and an invisible iPod, you'd think they had nothing better to do.

Two blokes. Nothing better to do but go on and on about Terence's mum, politicians getting life horribly wrong, Macca's wedding and the Beatles reunion that wasn't and their invisible i-Pod. Layabouts.

Here they come. Banging on about that Later show off the telly, Steve Jobs and Apple, BBC cuts and Danny Baker - not to mention Bob Dylan's pictures and rubbish toys. Haven't these people got jobs?

The key to the door. In this episode the Slimmer Twins get all verbal about The Bible reunion, Echo & The Bunnymen's issues, Michael Jackson's body, Tevez in trouble and Blue Peter pets. Afterwards they rewire some plugs.

Two blokes - Terence & Magnus - sitting down and talking about Dorset, REM, Downton Abbey, Simon Cowell, The Queen Mother and The Royal Variety Performance. Then standing up and wandering off.

And so the intrepid duo turn their attention to Wossy's new show, the future of famous record labels, the return of Johann Hari and public speaking. Then there's the washing up to do.

So here come Magnus & Terence with tales of Facebook dates gone bad, false starts and Eric Schmidt. They bid farewell to Tom Hibbert and discover the bits of the USA you should never visit. Then they switch off the mic and mow the lawn.

This time, Terence hits us with the best & worst gags from Edinburgh, Magnus defends BBC4, Terence explains his fears that fish are taking over the world and they both get all misty naming the saddest songs of all time. The big soft fools.