The Parish Counsel

Now we find Magnus and Terence nattering about worrying politicians, X-Factor, great musicians who are arses, gigs at horse races and banning social media. Then they need a decent lunch.

Here we find Terence and Magnus contemplating Batman Live, the riots, bad rhymes, pirate books and downloadable shirts. Then they must dash.

In which Magnus and Terence (not their real names - oh, alright then, they are) discuss Greece, ticket inspectors, Google Plus, Steve Wright and tweeting footballers. Then they get the dinner on.

Surprisingly enough, Magnus Shaw and Terence Dackombe sit down to discuss the Splendour festival, David Bowie's retirement and the Old Grey Whistle Test. BUT they also have an exclusive chat and track from the wonderful Citizen Helene. Phew-ee!

In this episode,Terence Dackombe and Magnus Shaw are cajoled into discussing Jimmy Carr, Radio 1, restaurant issues and style disasters. When they've finished someone else has to wash the cups.

Sheltering from the rain, Terence Dackombe and Magnus Shaw take on In With The Flynns, Superheavy, Murdoch, injured handymen and golf. Before finishing and doing a spot of light shopping.

Magnus Shaw returns from Cornbury with tales of Mexican food, tents and Olly Murs' hat. Terence Dackombe asks him about the News of the World closure.

Ep nine sees Magnus and Terence discuss clowns, Erasure, rock trophies, U2 and Glastonbury. Then they stop and do something else.

Terence Dackombe and Magnus Shaw pass the time with talk of car prangs, Joss Stone, fish and chips, DAB and advice for pop stars. Then they stop.

Terence and Magnus settle down for a right old natter about The Human Centipede, local broadcasting, Oasis and play Horse or Donkey. More extraordinary names too.