The Parish Counsel

In which Glenn Gregory of Heaven 17 tells all, Rhona Martin co-hosts and The Pretend iPod gains weight.

In which Magnus is joined by guest host Rhona Martin, sport headlines are delivered, alien abductees are abducted, The Returned is reviewed and the Pretend iPod wakes up.

In which Terence has a cold, passwords are pills, actors cut up rough, call centres are reviewed and the Pretend iPod stirs itself.

In which The Guardian opens a cafe, people tell porkies on social media, The Iraq War is reviewed and Terence Dackombe interviews Daniel Tashian from The Silver Seas and previews the new album.

In which the BBC waste more money, editors can't win, Bowie is on telly, Gif is pronounced and the Pretend iPod gains two tracks.

In which everyday objects disappear, the BBC waste our money, The Sun charges, Skint is watched and the Pretend iPod evolves again.

In which software suffers, Lorshugger lives, newsrooms are exposed, spare rooms go unoccupied and the Pretend iPod returns.

In which lifts get stuck, The Stones come unstuck, pirates become confused, Vicious is reviewed and the Pretend iPod inflates.

In which a newscaster drops the F bomb, business buzzwords are examined, slebs ignore us, Ben Elton is shamed and the Pretend iPod blooms.

In which surveys are taken, people are annoyed, evolution is explained, North Korea isn't and the Pretend iPod continues ...