The Parish Counsel

In which we tackle bothersome youngsters, count Obama's Twitter followers, are unsurprised by the Radio Times poll, review Dave Gorman and Panorama on the telly and ramp up The Pretend iPod. 

In which more American food is pursued, the Northampton Clown isn't funny, paywalls don't pay, Courtney Love is in a hole, the telly is reviewed and we stoke up The Pretend iPod.

In which we are tempted by Californian ice-cream, buy a new phone, wave goodbye to Weiner, worry about the BBC, review Harvest 2013 and lay some vibes on The Pretend iPod.

In which tipping causes grief, the Galaxy Gear watch is examined, Kevin Spacey is challenged, Tony Hadley joins us for lunch, Sleb Masterchef is reviewed and The Pretend iPod builds.

In which Jamie outlaws big TVs, there's scandal at the VMA Awards, sport goes mad, the Huff Post has a new policy, David Hepworth is our guest, we review some telly and pop a couple of tracks on The Pretend iPod.

Terence Dackombe presents two hours of music to make summer last a little bit longer. 

In which we receive a cronut update and discover French Fry Heaven, rate the gags from this year's Edinburgh Fringe, speak to the legendary Belinda Carlisle, review the telly and build up The Pretend iPod.

In which jumpers are discarded, phones are fought over, Gaga is leaked, New Yorkers are frisked, Stacey Dooley investigates and The Pretend iPod is inflated.

In which phubbing phubs, Arianna wants you to be happy, Madeley is Partridge and vice versa, Berkoff sounds off, Bezos buys the Post and we top up the Pretend iPod.

In which we get fracking, avoid our greens, photograph our entire lives, worry about Johnny, review Neighbourhood Force and sneak a couple more songs onto the Pretend iPod.