The Parish Counsel

In which lifts get stuck, The Stones come unstuck, pirates become confused, Vicious is reviewed and the Pretend iPod inflates.

In which a newscaster drops the F bomb, business buzzwords are examined, slebs ignore us, Ben Elton is shamed and the Pretend iPod blooms.

In which surveys are taken, people are annoyed, evolution is explained, North Korea isn't and the Pretend iPod continues ...

In which Tesco aren't laughing but are tagging, Sugar is firing, witches are dying, questions are sporting and the Pretend iPod is building.

In which names are explained, class is tested, remotes go on rings, sewing lets it bee and the Pretend iPod grows.

The Easter Extended Special - in which Terence breaks down, Google has glasses, Baker has a band, Shaw goes to parliament, Widdecombe is reviewed and the Pretend iPod gets two tracks longer.

In which casinos are visited, dialects are tested, Kevin Eldon is examined, The Challenger is reviewed, space shuttles launch and the Pretend iPod is attended to.

In which Peter Hitchens is annoyed, Bonnie Tyler is nominated, Twickets are exchanged, mimics are mauled, comedy is buried and the pretend iPod swells.

In which kids are scared of classical music, Justin is late, People Like Us are on telly, children are plugged in, pubs vanish, Bluestone 42 is reviewed and the Pretend iPod gets two tracks larger.

In which Terence is trapped in a car wash. Twice. Bonuses are awarded, builders fail basic social media, BBC DJs are marked out of ten, 'Heading Out' is reviewed and the Pretend iPod is updated.