The Parish Counsel

Juliet and Terence experience election ennui; Juliet reports on the snooker in Sheffield; and we weigh up whether we are too old to wear window jeans. Plus four great tracks of music.

Juliet and Terence play 'guess the Conservative majority'; listen to a bloke snoring at the Royal Albert Hall; and rattle fifty tiny tambourines. Plus there's four great tracks of music.

Juliet and Terence wonder if we're all just one step away from being dragged off a United Airlines flight; discuss whether it's better to be in a relegation fight rather than existing in mid-table mediocrity; explore where all the youth tribes have gone; and listen to new Beatles' reissues. Plus play four great tracks of music...

Juliet and Terence examine the resurrection of vinyl through Record Store Day; why sorry seems to be the hardest word; and a review of Jesus And Mary Chain live, and their new album. Plus four great tracks of music.

Juliet and Terence on: the trials of being on tour with Chuck Berry; sporting hierarchies treating supporters with contempt; and John Lydon - icon or eejit? Plus four great tracks of music.

Juliet and Terence on the impatience of record companies; Jules gives up on understanding the appeal of rugby; and the lost art of creating mix tapes. Plus four great tracks of music.

Juliet and Terence wonder where all the cassettes have gone; turn their sights on video referees; and look inside 'Inside Number 9'. Plus four great tracks of music...

Juliet and Terence watch ITV's 'The Nightly Show' so you don't have to; why we can't look away from the brutality of boxing; and reminiscing about a time when the Top Forty mattered. Plus four great tracks of music...

Juliet and Terence look back on a week of bizarre news: Richard Whiteley, 'Superspy'; Theresa May and her salt & vinegar crisps; the debacle at the Oscars; Being Arsene - should he stay or should he go?; and the etiquette of eating a Big Mac in the theatre. Plus four great tracks of music...

Juliet and Terence on pointless modern jobs; the life of pie in Sutton; and the link between music and food... Plus four great tracks of music.