The Parish Counsel

In which we consider t-shirts for feminists; revisit 5Live; find out who is swearing at Radio One; decry the treatment of Paul Gambacinni; listen to the top 50 cover versions; review Newsnight; and throw verbal stones from the top of the Pretend Soapbox.

In which Magnus Shaw and Rhona Martin reveal the eight horror movies you MUST see before you die. Warning: contains strong spookiness. Happy Halloween.

In which we listen to the UKIP Collapso; Absolute 80s zooms upwards, whilst print media heads down; set up a date at the traffic lights; review Dapper Laughs; and fix the world from the Pretend Soapbox.

In which we listen to Lord Freud, Bono, & Channel 10 apologise; consider the ups and downs of fame; hug a stranger; don't hug John Cleese; review 'Human Universe'; and opine from the Pretend Soapbox.

In which we sample a new cola; get woken up by a woman from Moldova; don't buy Glastonbury tickets; watch 1D sing a bit of God Only Knows; and moan from the safety of the Pretend Soapbox.

In which we discuss the indiscretion of Brooks Newmark; male neckwear; radio for children; specialist shows on R1 & R2; '24 Hours In Police Custody' on Channel Four; and we climb up on to the Pretend Soapbox.