September 26, 2014
In which we miaow over 'Purrgate'; Kindle Unlimited; Lindsay Lohan & Lauryn Hill in London; 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown; and two elysian tracks are added to the Pretend iPod.
September 19, 2014
In which we muse upon Jeff Lynne's stagecraft; demolish some theatres; wonder if 'London Live' is dead; review 'Cilla' on ITV; and add two ear-friendly tracks to the Pretend iPod.
September 12, 2014
In which we revisit the secondary market for concert tickets; wonder what's wrong with Rachel Johnson; decide against becoming Guardian Patrons; vote for an independent London & Derbyshire; review Celebrity Squares; and add two radiant tracks to the Pretend iPod.
September 5, 2014
In which we discuss the danger of satnavs; the woes of celebrity selfies; the pursuit of Ashya; the new chair of the BBC Trust; the sparkle of Gems TV; and two rawking tracks are added to the Pretend iPod.
September 1, 2014
In which we remember Lord Attenborough; burst through the front doors of pirate film distributors, and innocent gamers; referee between Frankie Boyle & Jeremy Clarkson; eat Baked Alaska from the bin; & add two empyral tracks to the Pretend iPod.