The Parish Counsel

In which we groan at the top gags from the Edinburgh Fringe; jump the queue for 50p; consider whether we're old enough to watch Monty Python & Beyonce; review Celebrity Big Brother; and add two breathtaking tracks to the Pretend iPod.

In which we try (hard) to empathise with Morrissey; applaud The Sun!; peruse the rise of Buzzfeed; stand back from the Amazon/Hachette war; review Food And Drink on the telly; and add two singular tracks to the pretend iPod.

In which we examine 'Wreathgate', consider the David Brent movie, turn down a house because of poor mobile coverage, frown on unpaid radio work, watch Dragons' Den, and add two hearty tracks to the Pretend iPod.

In which we listen to Led Zeppelin in the Co-op; watch Chris Evans surfing the waves of RAJAR; question the wisdom of The Sun's 'Satan Boy' story; view a Tulisa documentary; and add two dolorous tracks to the Pretend iPod.