The Parish Counsel

In which we covet misanthropy; go Yo; consider crime on social media;  the lengths paparazzi will go to get a photo; review 'Police Under Pressure'; and add two arresting tracks to the Pretend iPod.

In which we babble on about BBC Music Awards; grammar; YouTube; festivals; the Culture Show; and add two punchy tracks to the Pretend iPod.

In which we try and locate Scotland; consider gnomes joining the police; worry about who is advising Ed Miliband; referee between cabbies and Uber; chat with Andy Bell about his new project; and add two boisterous tracks to the Pretend iPod.

In a special edition Magnus Shaw and Terence Dackombe discuss and decide upon their favourite 'things'.