March 28, 2014
In which we study Kim Jong-un's hair; launch the RV app for iPhones; tell James Arthur off; ask Rhona about Gwyneth & Chris; send Chris Grayling to prison; review 'Rev'; and add two iridescent tracks to the Pretend iPod.
March 20, 2014
In which we dissect political correctness; Hannah watches First Dates on Channel Four; Noel Edmonds tries to buy the BBC; we review W1A; and two clinquant tracks are bestowed upon the Pretend iPod.
March 14, 2014
In which we watch Pistorius; listen to Neil Young & his Pono; Rhona Martin talks about bands we didn't expect to like; Juliet Harris worries about Louis Walsh and X Factor; we review The Michael McIntyre Chat Show; & add two effervescent tracks to the Pretend Pono.
March 7, 2014
In which we... don't watch BBC3; go on a date with Hannah Lawrence; pay Beyonce a million quid; wobble on a Boris Bike; catch up with Hazel O'Connor; & add two igneous tracks to the Pretend iPod.