December 29, 2013
In which we see Sacco sacked; don't queue at Next; praise Pete Paphides' daughter; consider Christmas television; review Downton Abbey; and add two tracks to the Pretend iPod.
December 20, 2013
In which we talk about car parks and hair cuts; Google and Facebook; decide whether to share food with the bloke round the corner; preview Christmas telly with Juliet Harris; and add some seasonal cheer to the Pretend iPod.
December 13, 2013
In which we review the media's coverage of Mandela; learn to talk proper, yeah?; salute Spotify; dance on ice; watch Jack Whitehall; and listen to the Pretend iPod.
December 6, 2013
In which we swerve from Amazon drones; check if we're featured on the list of most irritating people of 2013; Test Magnus' IQ; visit the optician; review 'Liberty Of London'; and add two tracks to the Pretend iPod.