The Parish Counsel

In which a newscaster drops the F bomb, business buzzwords are examined, slebs ignore us, Ben Elton is shamed and the Pretend iPod blooms.

In which surveys are taken, people are annoyed, evolution is explained, North Korea isn't and the Pretend iPod continues ...

In which Tesco aren't laughing but are tagging, Sugar is firing, witches are dying, questions are sporting and the Pretend iPod is building.

In which names are explained, class is tested, remotes go on rings, sewing lets it bee and the Pretend iPod grows.