The Parish Counsel

My Lords, Ladies & Gentlemen, pray silence for the sound of a couple of old gimmers bending each others' ears about Florida, public transport, Oxford's park and ride system, judging talent shows, The Dictator and songs for a made up iPod. Feel free to leave the room.

Hello, police? Yes, there's a couple of very opinionated men in my computer talking loudly about BBC4 documentaries, grandfatherhood, Peter Cook on Parkinson, school visits and something they call the pretend iPod. Nothing you can do? But I pay your wages ...

Hello Sir. Hello Madam. We are your podcast candidates for the local elections. We are here to represent your views on best selling albums, Louise Mensch, Twitter trolls, The Hoarder Next Door and the pretend iPod. We trust we can rely on your vote? Sir? Madam? Come back ...

Hello Sir. Hello Madam. We are your podcast candidates for the local elections. We are here to represent your views on best selling albums, Louise Mensch, Twitter trolls, The Hoarder Next Door and the pretend iPod. We trust we can rely on your vote? Sir? Madam? Come back ...