The Parish Counsel

Two blokes - Terence & Magnus - sitting down and talking about Dorset, REM, Downton Abbey, Simon Cowell, The Queen Mother and The Royal Variety Performance. Then standing up and wandering off.

And so the intrepid duo turn their attention to Wossy's new show, the future of famous record labels, the return of Johann Hari and public speaking. Then there's the washing up to do.

So here come Magnus & Terence with tales of Facebook dates gone bad, false starts and Eric Schmidt. They bid farewell to Tom Hibbert and discover the bits of the USA you should never visit. Then they switch off the mic and mow the lawn.