The Parish Counsel

This time, Terence hits us with the best & worst gags from Edinburgh, Magnus defends BBC4, Terence explains his fears that fish are taking over the world and they both get all misty naming the saddest songs of all time. The big soft fools.

Now we find Magnus and Terence nattering about worrying politicians, X-Factor, great musicians who are arses, gigs at horse races and banning social media. Then they need a decent lunch.

Here we find Terence and Magnus contemplating Batman Live, the riots, bad rhymes, pirate books and downloadable shirts. Then they must dash.

In which Magnus and Terence (not their real names - oh, alright then, they are) discuss Greece, ticket inspectors, Google Plus, Steve Wright and tweeting footballers. Then they get the dinner on.